The noise you heard last night was my military forces and various other militia groups storming Nick's oversized Versailles-like palace and ousting him. I was finally able to amass the necessary support when I pointed out to various splinter groups that Nick is responsible for stealing exactly 7 days from the pilgrims. This could not be tolerated, and action was taken.
You can rest assured that business will be back to usual as they say. Carry on.
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Order is restored!!! We can leave our houses!!!!
Nick stole from the Pilgrim's and made it christmas for a week.
Now it is valentine's day... when does Christmas get its due?
To Whom it May Concern:
The Carter Family Dictatorship encourages capitalization of any and all instances of the word "Christmas". Also and furthermore, please desist from using unnecessary apostrophes.
Thank you.
Aubrey, I'm so proud of you for restoring order. Stay the course!!
It was nice while it lasted...Maybe in honor of my and Cherie's b-day, you could change it back for the week. Then in honor of the great 30th anniversary of the Kemsley's you could change it for another week. Then, maybe for the week after Christmas to pay homage to Blaine and his New Year's B-day...But just for those few days...
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